$39.99 feels like a STEAL for the way this guy pitches his product. I wish that you could just simply listen to this pitch and then guess what he was selling. You could guess for 3 years straight and never guess it was baseball cards. He could be selling bubble gum, I'm buying it. Michael Jordan wants to hang out with me. Done.
Here it is, the greatest sales pitch of ALL TIME....
For me, what put this over the top is the baggy gold wristband, it just proves that this guy MEANS BUSINESS. That's someone that knows what he wants, the finer things in life. Outside of the fact that this looks like it was filmed with a potato, this is a historic video.
Need I mention this stud goatee? I mean, come on now. Leave some ladies for the rest of us. That thing has a magnetic pull stronger than the sun.
All I know is that for 39.99$ all my hopes and dreams can come true. Powerball? Nah. Mega Millions? Nope. 39.99$ worth of baseball cards.
-Mike